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|Posted by: The Stig Sep 1 2012, 03:59 PM|
| Alright all fess us. Confess something.
About 10 years ago I worked at a casino. The shuttle used to pick people up at the hotels so I'd walk to the hotel and get a ride to work on the shuttle. Nice way to save gas.
Well we got slammed with a bad storm, Sleet and snow. a good winter ass kicking. I bundle up and head to the hotel. It's was about 4 blocks away. Well I get about a block away and I get the stomach rumbles. Then another half block I have to drop a bomb. By the time I am at the mid point. I have to go. Walking like a duck go. I figure I can go back home and go. But If I do I have to walk 4 more blocks in this sh*t, then either walk back to the hotel for the shuttle, or risk driving. My S-10 was sh*t in the snow so I keep on trucking, planning to crap at the hotel. Right after I cross the street I step on an ice sheet and land flat on my back. It knocks the wind out of me, and I ended up shitting myself. I tale the walk of shame back home, and clean up.
The shitty part ( pun intended). I called to tell my boss that I was going to be late waiting on the next shuttle. I get told I have to drive to work because the shuttles aren't running.
|Posted by: The Stig Sep 10 2012, 08:50 AM|
|Nobody has any confessions? really?|
|Posted by: chazz Sep 11 2012, 07:45 AM|
|Posted by: The Stig Sep 14 2012, 11:22 AM|
| You people suck!
Back when I was younger and had disposable income ( read lived in parent's basement) I had a pretty nice z-24 Cavalier. 1.5 inch drop, 17's, Kick as sound system, Full exhaust, Supercharged,Chipped. ECT. Well I had those BF Goodrich Scorcher TA tires. They were the ones with the colored streaks in the tires. Any time you left tire trails,or did a burnout. You had the little colored streaks with them. I left quite a few behind. Even a few in the Police station parking lot. Well One day My mom asked me if I had been downtown by the library that day.....I had been, and yes I was screwing off. She told me that If She knew were I was by the colors in the road so did the police. Woops.
|Posted by: king chaos Sep 14 2012, 09:08 PM|
| In my late teens a group of friends and me were screwing around and other than driving around at one in the morning and stealing the produce off of the table at the corner we also had one of the guys get on the hood of the jeep and drive down the road at 55mph without the headlight on.
Ah the stupidity of youth.
|Posted by: Tuoni Oct 11 2012, 09:19 AM|
We need to have a couple more dates before i start telling you my confessions
|Posted by: FCRed Sep 26 2015, 10:37 AM|
|I'm browsing the forum with a boob out|
|Posted by: chazz Sep 22 2016, 05:18 PM|
|I had to have a testicular ultrasound done today. Wasn't sure if I should shave my gonads but decided to do so. They didn't say if I had to do any prep so I started googling it. I happened to have a very pretty young blonde woman do it and she asked if it was ok if a student nurse could watch. I was nervous enough about the whole thing so I meekly said sure. Anyway it took longer than I thought it would and with her putting some warm lubricant or whatever it is they use down there I was starting to get worried that I might get aroused. If that happened I think I'd die of embarrasment. The longer it went on the more relaxed I got and I starting thinking this would be a good premise for a porno like maybe one of those "jerky girls" clips. I had to hold back from getting a big grin on my face. Luckily I got through it and I'm relieved nothing was found. I was so glad it was a woman doing the test instead of some dude.|
|Posted by: lpmaskmancick Sep 26 2016, 03:43 AM|
|I'm on this forum since 2006 but I feel bad for going here nowadays because the activity is really low.|